To some, my mere existence is a slap in the face of god. To that I say, HA HA HA HA HAH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH A!!!!!
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
Now, turn the other cheek!
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
Ok, now the other cheek!
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
keep turning...
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
Ok, now that you're done slapping me, can I slap you? No?
So much for the golden rule, eh?
The best laugh I've had all week!
ReplyDeleteTell me about it. I actually had a really disturbing conversation with someone yesterday...this is a friend of mine, and someone I'd always considered very kind, loving, and reasonable. She started talking about how this girl she's working with is having a "gay wedding", and how she'd walk out.... I said, basically, well, I think God loves everybody, and it's not up to us to judge. She flipped out. It was...surprising and upsetting.
ReplyDeleteYou can slap me!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding... I get exactly how you feel. This was very funny and true.
@Sean, Thanks.
ReplyDelete@C.J. I have too many relatives like that. And yet, they will be so nice to your face.
Might I direct everyone to a great little post by Urban Koda called "Circle of Trust" that C.J.'s comment reminded me of.
@dadsprimalscream, I thought about a BDSM reference but it would have changed my original meaning way too much.
Jeez. You are the master of very meaningful short posts. I love this.
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